The internet's least motivated meme coin, powered by one exhausted possum, one billion tokens and a dream of escaping the office for Mars.
0xC48EE8Cc77863fF3cED56EbD9c20552c4bFdc0De
DGAF is live and tradeable on Robinhood Chain. Use the official links below and always verify the full contract address before connecting a wallet.
Both routes access DGAF’s Uniswap liquidity pool. LaunchHood is Perry’s simplest official coin page; Uniswap is the direct DEX interface.
Buying and selling happen through third-party, self-custody interfaces. Review the token, network, amount, price impact and wallet transaction before signing.
MetaMask or another EVM wallet can connect to Robinhood Chain. Never share your recovery phrase or private key.
Network name: Robinhood Chain · Chain ID: 4663 · Gas token: ETH.
You need ETH on Robinhood Chain for both the purchase and network fee. Ordinary Ethereum Mainnet ETH must be bridged first.
Paste or confirm the official contract, choose an amount you can afford to lose, review the quote and sign only when everything matches.
Anyone can create another token called DGAF. The contract below is the only official Perry DGAF contract.
0xC48EE8Cc77863fF3cED56EbD9c20552c4bFdc0De
DGAF is a meme cryptoasset with no guaranteed value or return. Its price can move sharply, liquidity can change, transactions are irreversible and you may lose all money used to acquire it. Perry’s rocket is a story, not a financial forecast.
Perry was once a perfectly average employee. He clocked in at 09:03, changed his Teams status to “Available” and replied “thanks” to emails that required no reply.
Then came The Invite: a “quick five-minute sync” with 47 slides, twelve stakeholders, six action owners and absolutely no agenda.
Perry looked at the invite. He looked at his coffee. He looked into the middle distance and quietly said four letters:
DGAF.
That was the most productive moment of his career.
Today, Perry is the face of $DGAF — a meme coin for everyone who has ever nodded thoughtfully in a meeting while mentally ordering lunch.
Already tired.
Immediate regret.
Spiritually resigned.
Peak performance.
Not emotionally. Just enough for payroll.
The only place far enough away from recurring meetings.
Integrity. Sarcasm. Muting the call.
Simple enough for Perry to understand before his coffee gets cold.
Exactly one billion $DGAF. No overtime.
No secret room, no velvet rope, no deck.
Perry forgot to allocate himself a bag.
Disclosed before Perry pretends to understand DeFi.
Perry wants to use the cultural power of DGAF to build a rocket ship, leave the office permanently and move to Mars — where there should be fewer managers, no annual appraisals and absolutely no 09:00 stand-up.
There is one minor issue: Perry knows nothing about rocket engineering.
Dear Elon,
Perry needs help building a rocket. He has coffee, a badly drawn roadmap and no relevant qualifications.
We need one seat, one cup holder and no conference room.
Please advise. Preferably without scheduling a call.
Unenthusiastically,
Perry
Elon Musk and SpaceX are not affiliated with, involved in or endorsing DGAF. Perry is simply asking very loudly.
Build the brand, website and Department of Doing Nothing.
Deploy on Robinhood Chain and publish one official verified address.
Memes, community, trackers, listings and Perry appearing where nobody asked for him.
Request one rocket. No meeting required.
Out of office. Permanently.
All uploaded artwork is included — early drafts, alternative tickers, parody charts and all. Gallery images are humour, not live token data or promises.
DGAF is live on Robinhood Chain. Verify the complete contract address character-for-character before interacting. Links sent through private messages are not official.
0xC48EE8Cc77863fF3cED56EbD9c20552c4bFdc0De
A meme coin built around Perry, an exhausted possum who attended one meeting too many.
Its current utility is making people laugh. Future features only count when they actually exist.
No. DGAF is independent and is not sponsored, operated or endorsed by Robinhood.
No. Perry is asking. Elon has not replied. He may be in a meeting.
Yes. Meme coins are highly speculative and may lose most or all of their value.
The only official DGAF contract is 0xC48EE8Cc77863fF3cED56EbD9c20552c4bFdc0De. Verify it on this website, the official X account and the pinned Telegram message.